Sometime, I put my hands together and pray for the blondes of today and Farah Fawcetts of tomorrow. Kirsten of the Dunsts has thrown out her lad-love as his untidiness is pissing her off.
Kirsten, pull yourself together. His untidiness is side-effect of the real reason you love the pants off him. He’s a rocker – down dirty. He likes to style himself on the Jagger look, all angles and shaky hair.
He even bulked up for you. It’s a genuine mark of true, celebrity love. You don’t see Jarvis Cocker or Grahan Coxon putting the muscles on for the nearest and dearest.
